Edmund Blackadder: Aah, and who is Jane?
Lord Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
Edmund Blackadder: This is the Jane Herrington?
Lord Percy: Yes.
Edmund Blackadder: Jane 'bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin' Herrington.
Lord Percy: I... , I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons.
Edmund Blackadder: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
Lord Percy: Right, that's right.
Edmund Blackadder: Goes like a privy door when the plague comes down?