Drunk: Look, another stripper.
Another Drunk: And she's come dressed as the queen.
Queen Elizabeth: Don't you know who I am?
Edmund Blackadder: Yes. You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.
Queen Elizabeth: I am the Queen of England. I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant. So first I'm going to have a little drink, and then I'm going to execute the whole lot of you.