Alton Says…
Mom (as she is putting eggs from the carton into the fridge tray): Alton says…
Me: Yes mom, Alton says the best place to store your eggs is in the carton in which you bought it! NOT in the fridge tray.
Mom (as she continues stashing the eggs in the evil place of broken eggs): No! You not listening to me! Alton says the more brown sugar you put in a cookie…
I don’t think I need to continue. This is just to give you an idea of the monsters that have been created.
Guess who’s on now!!! (A very young person).
