Jayne: Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'.
Mom(as she is putting eggs from the carton into the fridge tray): Alton says… Me: Yes mom, Alton says the best place to store your eggs is in the carton in which you bought it! NOT in the fridge tray. Mom(as she continues stashing the eggs in the evil place of broken eggs): No! You not listening to me! Alton says the more brown sugar you put in a cookie…
I don’t think I need to continue. This is just to give you an idea of the monsters that have been created.
This evening as we were breaking fast we were also watching a certain person on a certain tv station.
For some reason he started talking about a hadith. He said that the Prophet Muhammad, Salallahu alaihiwasallam, said “Don’t waste water! Not even if you’re on the banks of a river!”
Then he proceeded to explain it to his brothers and sisters, that, you see brothers and sisters (and i paraphrase), see the extent of this hadith because, “how can you waste water on the banks of a river?” and he laughed his little laugh.
*blinks*
People will say I am a bad muslim, saying things about my muslim brothers but…but…LOGIC!
*sobs*
I hope if you know that you can waste electricity even if you live in a nuclear power plant!